STARK RAVING MAD

The only thing worse than a woman who can't hold her whiskey, is one who can.
Sharon Stone's outburst against those "dirty little Germans" is nothing. A friend of mine dated her one time---and one time only--and she scared the piss out of him. Keep in mind that if you're a single male around SoCal you will meet tons of women hanging out in all the "right" places who are either drug users, alcoholics, or outright dealers; it's par for the course and most of us are shocked by nothing short of murder from these "ladies." My friend said that Stone was like a naked emotion; devoid of any filters. If she suddenly thought she was a bird, she'd say so; she would say she knew what people thought, and actually mean it; there were "obvious messages in the air" and stuff.

"She really believed all the shit she was saying," says my pal. He told me that her opinions and views would just suddenly pop out or appear and then vanish just as abruptly. So her outburst against those "Naughty little Germans. Naughty, nasty little Germans. You naughty, nasty," while refreshingly true, would be considered her usual behavior. Reports of other nutty outbursts can be found everywhere. All of us remember her notoriously dangerous komodo dragon "birthday gift" to presumably loved hubby, Phil Bronstein, a gift that bit the shit out of him.