Suthun Justiss

Two good ole boys in an Oklahoma trailer park were sitting around talking one afternoon over a cold beer. After a while the 1st guy says to 2nd,

"If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off hunting and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"

The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute scratched his head and squinted his eyes thinking real hard about the question.

Finally, he says, "Well, I don't know about kin, but it sure would make us even."