Drudge asks: where are all the hurricans? This old sailor's saying which pre-dates the National Weather Service should suffice:

June, too soon
July, stand by
August, come it must
September, remember
October, hope it's over

Before NWS and computer models and guys with Ph.Ds fucking everything up, hurricane "season" started in July and ended in September. So the answer to Drudge's question is that Hurricane Season don't start for a week yet, except at Harvard.