OK, us racist bigoted xenophobic talk radio addicted morons triumphed.

We stampeded the always intelligent considerate altruistic patriotic poor senators and forced them away from supporting a "Porkmigration" horror that rewarded everyone other than those of us not seeking some Federal handout or other. This was a Federal Hand Out Bill (not a bribe) to every skunk Senator who was sufficiently corrupt of purpose to accept an endless supply of Federal dollars. And as we know there were at least sixty charlatans posing in front of paintings of Jefferson, Washington, and Benedict Arnold. None of us dares to relax now because the stiff dick of liberalism is always seeking the idle anus in which to insert itself always telling us that a sodomiztion is for our own good. Because don't ever forget, these sleeze bags were only selling out to their corrupt selves; re-election is the most savored pork product in the world. Not only will they be baaaaack, but they ain't gone anywhere.