OMFG, Lindsay has left rehab already. Pink is the New Blog has the goodies. Then there is the Paris News from the same place:

Sources say the jail-bound heiress has ordered a hair and makeup team to meet her at her Hollywood Hills home at 9 a.m. Monday. It's understood that the glamorous inmate-to-be plans to turn the perp walk into a catwalk, and she wants the media to see her looking her best. "The timing is to make sure she makes all the celebrity weeklies," an insider says.

The entire post is worth glancing at, at least......