Sign them Pedro or Juan

when you write your senators about Shamnesty because they won't pay attention to stuff from Americans. I live in Mexifornia, home of Senators Boxer and Feinstein, two liberals who could give a shit. Some sample letters that might work....

Dear Seniter,
I really like you and you are so pretty that me and my friends would like to have sex with you. Vote for amnesty and me and my seven million friends will be aternilly grateful enough to vote for you forever, which means you will never leave offiss. We will be good Americans and not waste our benefits on drugs and stuff even on weekends. Say hello to Seniter Kenedie for me. I'd like to have sex with him too.