7/23/2007

My Town Flexes Muscles

I live in West Hollywood, the city that has just called for the impeachment (link via Drudge) of the president. Shake in fear, for we may decide just exactly who is suitable for the job. As you may---or may not---know, WeHo is the gay capitol of SoCal, where whispering the word "faggot" is a hate crime, and refusing a blow job can land you in prison. Cutting to the chase: this city spends zero money on parks, baseball or football facilities for kids, has no fire department because the county pays for whatever we have and ditto for any emergency hospitals. You assholes also coughed up around $500 million in tax money to fix one of our streets that didn't need any fixing at all (the street to nowhere about says it), and you also support any and all gay rights bullshit that comes along. In fact the only issue that "resonates" around here is Federal Funding for Unisex hair salons and all night massage parlours. So when we call for impeachment it's probably because these draft dodgers want more Federal money that Bush won't send here---unless he can get a good blow job somewhere.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Why do you live there, Howie?

Howard said...

Rent is 20% below comparable apartments and it is rent controlled. In addition, the crime rate is near zero because the fruits don't have kids who are the age group responsible for 80% of all crime; since I am the recipient of all the money you assholes give us I'm not stupid enough to reject it; their PC laws don't affect me at all because I have never behaved that way anyway; and my kids are grown so the lack of facilities don't affect me either. Besides all that, location, location, location, I'm near everything.