Market Special

Socially Responsible investment funds yielded 9% last year. Oooooh, that should show 'em. Well, yeah. But the real winner was Vice Funds which yielded a whopping 14%; (Lady at left shown buying 500 shares of Exxon) Shit like tobacco, gaming, booze, (and if you counted whore houses and dope God only knows what you'd have made). Minyanville has the goods on their TV screen. That plus "Five Things You Need to Know" and most of the rest today is good stuff. Fuck Social Responsibility, gas up the Lambo and head for Sleezeville.