Sermon on “ Horseback Riding"
It was Saturday night and the preacher still hadn't been able to think
of a sermon for the next morning.
About 9:00 p.m. he finally said to his wife, "Dear, I think I've come
upwith the perfect sermon! I'm going to give a sermon about horseback riding!
"She said, "Don't be silly! You can't give a sermon about horseback riding!"
He replied, "Well, it's going to have to do because I've preached on
just about every other subject I can think of.
"The next morning as they were driving to church, shesaid, "I can't
believe that you're insisting on doing this!
You know, if you're going to give that silly sermon on horseback riding,
I'm just going to stay in the car during the service."
He said, "OK, then, suit yourself!", so she stayed in the car!
Entering church before the service, the preacher had a sudden
inspiration and gave a hellfire and brimstone sermon on SEX that just had the congregation in awe.
As the congregation filed out of the church, some of the members saw
his wife sitting in the car and approached her window. One of them said,
"Wow! You just missed the best sermon your husband has ever given.
She said, "Yeah, right! What does he know about it! He talks big, but
he's only tried it twice in his life! "Once before we were married and
once after, and he fell off both times.
Thanx Carol
9/24/2007
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3 comments:
Thread hijack:
What do you think of the GM strike? Will GM have the balls to move all manufacturing overseas, declare bankruptcy in their North American operations to bust the UAW and become a profitable concern? Or will they cave and keep bleeding to death?
If they do stick it to the UAW will Ford and what's left of Chrysler follow suit?
Will Toyota and Honda eat what's left of their lunch? Sloppy seconds and all?
Tune in next week for another exciting episode of "I'm a lame ass UAW drone and I'd like my employer to die so I have job sekuritee!"
As of this AM the strike is supposedly settled. If work rules haven't changed GM's days are numbered. Even a lefty like Robert Reich thinks the auto companies ought to declare bankruptcy, shut the doors, handle creditors, and then re-open on their own terms.
Just for the tokenism and symbolism, why can't GM upper mgmt. take a pay cut?
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