File this under "News I Refuse to Accept"----

I Don't Like You in That Way has documented proof that Jessica Biel is a dyke---(left)--Now don't assume just because she's having her ass squeezed by a "friend" that the gesture is sexual. Jessica could have body lice and her friend was just killing them or perhaps her friend mistook her for someone else. Right. I'd say Jessie has committed career seppku in so far as a sex symbol goes, but with her acting ability she can always start playing character roles. Oh, wait a second; playing a heterosexual IS a character role for her. So maybe she could take the Hilary Swank roles and run with them.