Many people think that mankind's greatest invention has been fire. Others think it was the wheel or writing. All wrong. The greatest invention has been the elevator. Ours has been broken since January 2nd and we all have to climb stairs to get to our units. Some elderly people are really fucked and some of us have to help them carry up their groceries. I have been climbing two flights for the last three weeks and I hate it, but I ain't 80 years old.