In response to a piece over at Libertas concerning "meterosexual" weak girlie man actors in movie after movie, the guy from Radical Conservative (Dedicated to the Eradication of Liberalism) posted a link to this terrific posting calling for a new type of man, one that will usurp the metrosexual forever. He calls him the retrosexual. As part of the Retrosexual Code:

A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff (or people) if need be.
A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.
A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.
A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.

Go there for a funny read.