Olympian Thoughts:
Field Hockey? Fucking field hockey? Jesus Christ.....
Team Handball? Right. Next we have team Miss America
And fencing? Sword fighting, for Christ sakes. Sword fighting. Like a stabbing contest. Only if the loser dies does it make any sense at all.
And Equestrian Anything? Know how much a fucking horse costs that can even take two steps in that activity? Try at least a million dollars, plus the fucking food it eats, the house it lives in, and the hundreds of thousands of dollars it takes to transport one from point S to point T. Sport for millionaires afraid of getting bruised.
Put in ping pong, boating, archery (nothing without a helpless animal to shoot at), and a few other stunts, something has to be done to lighten up the events. Banning baseball, softball, synchronized platform diving, will somehow make those nothing sports interesting. I look for team masturbation, IED placement, and gangbanging to make a comeback; especially gangbanging beauty contest winners.
Best Event? Taking our eyes off the genocide in Georgia being perpetrated by the Russians while our president is shaking hands with the head criminal.