Early AM Sex

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to soft boil eggs for breakfast, wearing only the 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As her husband walked in almost awake, she turned and said softly, 'You've got to make love to me this very moment.'

His eyes lit up and he thought, 'I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day.'

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gave it his all. Right there on the kitchen table.

Afterward she said, 'Thanks,' and returned to the stove, her 'T' shirt still around her neck.

The guy is puzzled so he asked, 'What was that all about?'

She shrugged and said, "The egg timer's broken."

(from emailer Carol H)