Three Cheers for Capitalism or The First Pinocchio

Symbol of Wall Street changes from bull to a Greek God.
Below, a hedge fund manager gloating from the Caymans showing his erection, not knowing that it will soon be taken from him by the Gods.


"Wall Oh" (below) the patron saint of all stock brokers (note the tiny balls).

The above statue was taken from the Bank of America Board room by a nymphomaniac who lost everything but the desire to fuck. A word about Priapus. He pissed off the Gods who took revenge by cursing him with impotence, ugliness and foul-mindedness while he was still in Aphrodite's womb. They did this mainly because they disagreed with his judgment of a beauty pageant. Further, he was barred from Mt, Olympus, kicked out of all meetings and ended up on earth where he was raised by shepherds. The impotence thing drove him nuts and he tried to rape a goddess but he was stopped by the Big Gods who fixed him for good. In the end, the Gods punished his lust and gave him a permanent erection and further caused his penis grew so large that he was unable to move. It can be said that Priapus was the first Pinocchio.

If only these Wall Street Pricks were so cursed.