Walking Eagle..... President OBAMA was invited to address a major gthering of the American Indian Nation s few months ago. He spoke for almost an hour about his plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living. He referred to his time as a U.S.Senator and how he had voted for every Native American issue that came to a vote on the floor of the Senate.

Although President Obama was vague about the details of his plans, he seemed most enthusiastic and spoke eloquently about his ideas for helping his “red sisters and brothers. At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the President with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name, “Walking Eagle.”

The proud President then departed in his motorcade to a fundraiser, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later asked the group of chiefs how they came to select the new name they had given to the President. They explained that “Walking Eagle” is the name given to a bird so full of shit it can no longer fly.