The Census: if you object to the fucking form just fill it out, lie like a liberal, and send it back. Nothing is any of their business. That's what I did last time, and while armed government thugs did park across the street from my house, luckily they were only after a stupid Iraq widow and her orphaned brats and I got off scott free. The long form is so intrusive you will get pissed off just speed reading it so to avoid cravings for THC concentrate by the pound, simply pretend you are living in a Tyranny Paradise and make false but happy statements and answers to trick questions:
Q: "How do you feel about IRS agents? (circle the correct answer) Are they lovable, cuddly, cute, or comforting?" Resist any contrary answers that Liberals might find insulting (hurting a liberal's feelings may be a felony by January 1). Personally I just love government by public bribery, behind the scenes intimidation, and continuous lying. I'm sure those are the things that Washington, Jefferson, and the tens of thousands of us who have died in various wars since 1776 wanted. Why fight for Freedom when you can fight for endless government cluster fucks?