What do Hazbeens do when desperate for pub? Why they come out of the "closet" in a vain hope that a shocked press will write about them after years and years of invisibility. So it is with a couple of Christian-Country music fuhgedaboudits who claim to be rug munchers after all these years. Album sales through the roof? Why Jennifer Kapp's big hit was back in 1992 (92?) and the other switch hitter, Chely Wright, is getting the usual liberal talk TV shots but when last seen was sinking back into unknownship. Bottom line? Tour or die, and be sure you sell out venues.