Vote for the Least Qualified

For the first time in my life I actually felt like not voting at all, so when I did it was without any enthusiasm. How did I vote? I selected the least qualified candidate for every office figuring the most qualified person has fucked us in the past so voting for a garbage collector over a PhD for U.S. Senator can't hurt.  Can't go wrong with either Ken Lay or Spiro Agnew, both sure leaders for our time.