OHIO STATE "SPORTS", OR AFFIRMATIVE ACTION FOR SPECIAL BLACKS? and A FEMALE JASON BLAIR

Poor Maurice Claret. He's in college, see. And he has this "black thing": he can't read and he can't write. So the black teachers in the black studies department decided he deserves special treatment.

Ohio State football star Maurice Clarett reportedly received some unusual academic assistance that allowed him to pass a class before the Fiesta Bowl

And what was this "unusual academic assistance"? Why the poor baby was seen walking out of a test before it could be completed and the teacher in the "African Studies Department" (only high IQ people there) used unconventional means to test his knowledge. Meaning she gave him "oral" exams, with no record of either questions or answers.

So let's assume that Claret is a moron and shouldn't be near a school that has any grade above the fourth. Would any non-athlete be given "unconventional" tests, even in the joke black studies department? Would any whites be given "unusual assistance" in any department?

What is really dis-heartening to me, a former player, is that those dam playbooks are hard as hell to learn. I was always amazed at the way the morons I played with could learn the playbook but just "couldn't" pass their courses. I have always felt that athletes are just lazy. The intellectually lazy ones can bet that if they don't make the big time they assure themselves of the small time for the rest of their lives. Programs like Ohio State simply enable this class. But of course we don't want Jessie Jackson on our case so just turn the morons loose with worthless degrees and go on with our lives.

NEW YORK TIMES HAS ANOTHER AFFIRMATIVE ACTION BLACK "REPORTER" WRITING FICTION Not like the old joke about hiring a black 70 year old Puerto Rican lesbian in a wheelchair so you can have numbers in six victim groups when the bean counters come around, but they're getting close.

Lynette Holloway, the author of the latest fabricated hit piece to appear in the New York Times, is not only female but black too. This story is a mirage from beginning to end. Wonder if they will vet her stuff before somebody on the web Fiskes her. Read the correction. Total fiction. But this is a diversity/affirmative action double: black AND female. Wonder if she parks in the handicapped parking places too.