SPORTS SECTION

Under the NEW YORK TIMES IS STILL FULL OF IT file I refer you to the Sport Section (ho ho) where they featured the awesome backs allegedly going to school at Auburn and under their pictures they asked: "Can anybody stop them?" Final score: USC 23 Auburn 0 and the three backs put together didn't make 70 yards. This is more "praise southern blacks bullshit" from our liberal media elite. If you want to see a virtual United Nations football team you need look no further than USC; Africa, the South Pacific, Los Angeles, New Orleans, and NO EU chickenshits. They even have a guy named Omar (Nizel); you don't hear too many camel jockey jokes around there. The New York Times can't even cover sports straight.

Oh, for those of you with outstanding children athletes read this. Kyle Boller was a legendary high school quarterback in Southern California, most people who saw him thought he was the best ever from that area. He chose to go to school at Cal Berkeley so he could be coached by a former all pro from the 49ers, a guy named Holmo who turned out to be the worst coach in the history of the school. His last year there he was coached by an former Oregon assistant coach who was air minded (Telford) and he put up good numbers. He was drafted down at tenth round or something. He is now the starter for the Baltimore Ravens whose coach regards him as the best talent he has ever seen. The lesson here is that if you have a kid who is gifted in sports you better send the kid to a tried and true program. I predict that Boller will be the "find" of the year. When you see the velocity on his ball you think of Brett Farve and John Elway; when you see the accuracy you will think Kurt Warner vintage 1999. Just wait.