For those interested here is a link to a truly good Christian site. Funny, serious, and insightful; no bullshit. Go there, you might become a regular. They may or may not be against the war in Iraq, still a terrific site. A sample

Anyway, here's my list of things that COULD happen in 2004:

* Paris Hilton will sell digital video equipment on the Home Shopping Network.
* Canada will disolve its armed forces in favor of defense by junior hockey leagues.
* Wesley Clark will announce he is a lesbian.
* Cats will be revealed to be the Illuminati.
* The FBI will change its name to the Federal Bureau of Indecision.
* Bacon will be proven to prevent "mad cow".

Plenty more and all of it pretty good.