THE ACADEMY AWARDS: THE LEFT REWARDS ITSELF

The partnership release of "Passion of The Christ" at the same time as the Academy Awards presentation is its own commentary. While millions of people flock to see a deeply spiritual and religious movie, the preening narcissists of the Hollywood Left will pay homage to their own cultural confetti before millions more. Most Adademy members call "Passion of The Christ" pornography because, they say, there is graphic violence. They call their output "art".

In case you don't get the distinction, I'll explain it to you.

Pornography is when one guy gets murdered for his spiritual and political beliefs and art is when a million or so computerized people are slaughtered in "Return of the King" or a couple of hundred or so are maimed, blown up, cut to pieces with swords, or drown as in "Master and Commander". The reason that "Mystic River", a movie about child abuse and murder, is "art" is because it was financed by the right people and starred all the Hollywood Left Hate Bush people. "Passion of The Christ" is butchery, an incitement to sado-masochism (Hitchens), and as a last resort anti- Semitic (every other Jew in Hollywood) mostly because of the "C" word.

The "C" word is Catholic. .

Oh, and let's not forget the "M" word. Gibson is making (gag, vomit, faint) money, ($117+ million domestic gross thru 2/28) money that should be going to Susan Sarandon, Sean Penn, and the rest of the self sacrificing Lefties. That pig Gibson is C&M (Catholic and Money). Of course all of this could have been avoided had Gibson's Christ endorsed gay marriage while being beaten or screamed his support for abortion while the nails were being driven into his hands.

On Sunday evening these "artists" will gather to reward each other for pretending to be somebody else, for telling other people to do better at pretending to be somebody else, and to bestow their dishonor upon the best achievement in ensemble lying. All will be done to thunderous applause from the morally superior. Best Picture will be a movie about a horse, computerized armies, absolutely nothing (Master etc.), a fifty year old bore romancing a 20 year old, or Child Molesting and Murder. The "C" word will never be mentioned. There is a good chance these malignantly narcissistic self proclaimed "artists" will let us all know that they hate George Bush and that Hollywood is our moral compass and not Gibson or his vision of Christ.

The show will be presented by the people who call "Passion of The Christ" pornography, sado- masochism, fascist, a paranoid view of history; and whisper out loud that Catholic Mel Gibson is a member of cults called Opus Dei and the Jesuits, and is anti-Semitic.

We'll see a show featuring so called women grinding to stupid music, the men shaking their asses like women, sodomites, lesbians, and Bush haters gathering to honor themselves for further debasing our culture. There is no truth to the rumor that Howard Stern will get a special Oscar from Mel Karmazin. Have fun. Had I not already seen The Passion I might pick that night to go.