4/10/2004

Movie notes: took some teens to see The Alamo (one of them is doing a paper on the Mexican-American War). THEY wanted to leave before the ending. A real Hollywood Left piece of shit. Every American is bad. This is balanced to show that every Mexican as bad.

Biggest movie line by far was for Passion; it will have another huge weekend.

Sony "optioned" the Clarke book. Understand that I've had at least four projects optioned in my life. Option simply means Sony gave Clarke some money while they "think about it" for a period of time (usually 90 days to a year)while they sniff the environment. I just won't buy Sony stock and I won't buy their products. You do what you want to do. The Hollywood Left is out to write history that attacks this country and especially the Bush Administration. They are willing to lose a hundred million dollars of shareholder money to do this while they all take multimillion dollar salaries from the same shareholders up front before one foot of film is in the can. Hollywood actors, directors, producers, and writers are brave; our soldiers are cowards.

Opening scene:

WIDE SHOT.TWO LANE ROAD.CAR IS SEEN HURTLING TOWARD US FOLLOWED BY A POLICE CAR WITH RED LIGHTS FLASHING AND SIREN SCREAMING.
CUT TO: Car pulled over with COP getting out of car with gun drawn approaching the DRIVER.
ANOTHER ANGLE FEATURING DRUNKEN DRIVER
CLOSE SHOT.DRUNKEN YOUNG GEORGE W. BUSH FALLING OUT OF CAR.
FREEZE ON THE DRUNKEN FUTURE PRESIDENT FOR AT LEAST TWO MINUTES WHILE CREDITS ROLL

I'm waiting for some option money on this.

THIS MOVIE JUST OPENING IN LA

RECTUMA

"The Terror Lurking Behind you could be Your Own Behind"

"The Touching Story of an Unfaithful Wife, Her Lover, and the Huge Ass that Tore Them Apart"
It's from Pirromount Pictures. Playing at Laemmle Theatres, a big chain. I'm not lying. From the town that optioned Clarke's book. Go to the link for plotline.

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