There was a Kerry for President haiku contest somewhere. They sent my stuff back to me.

Ketchup stains on my tie
I smile at my wife
While soldiers die

The Jews keep telling me
to stop eating my wife
She looks like a pig

President Bush
makes me sick
My limo driver wants a raise

If my wife
was poor
Botox stock would collapse

Don't forget
I served in Viet Nam
I want to fuck Jane Fonda

Fighting for peace
Fucking for chastity
Voting for Kerry

A twelve hour day
back breaking work
Marrying for love has its downside

I saw Jesus
give me the finger
While taking communion on Easter