5/23/2004

DEFINING WOMEN

Got a ton of emails regarding my remarks about Alexandra Kerry not being my SLUT OF THE MONTH. So let us define our terms regarding the sexual appeal of certain women, or lack thereof:

Prick teaser----a total babe who gets you hot and then leaves you with your dick hard. They all put out after the second black eye...

Slut---will put out to almost anybody who buys her a Big Mac with fries and a diet coke.

Punchboard---uglier than a slut and you may have to put a bag over her face before you fuck her...but you don't have to feed her. A cheap "date".

Skank---a woman so sexless and unattractive only an Arab would want to fuck her

pig---a fat skank not even an Arab would fuck

cunt---a slut or punchboard who tells your wife or girl friend on you
So Alexandra Kerry is obviously my SKANK OF THE MONTH.

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