HOT ITEMS OF THE DAY

1.Seventeen uses for dead cicadas (with photo of girl wearing cicada exoskeleton necklace)

2.After 17 years of dimming, Earth now reflecting more light in recent years. In other news, Al Gore hysterically screams warnings about the horrors of "global brightening"

3. Minnesota gas stations fined by state for selling gas too cheap

4. Chicago alderman insists she accepted help from gang members because she thought they were legitimate businessmen

5. Cable movie network advertising Gigli as a movie so bad, "you know you want to see it"

All these and many more links at one of my favorites, FARK.COM