WHY KERRY CAN'T LOSE

He has 98% of the Black vote
He has 98% of the gay vote
He has 98% of the feminist vote
He has 90% of the Labor Union vote
He has 98% of the Movie vote
He has 95% of the Journalist vote
He has 94% of the college professor vote
He has at least 60% of the Hispanic vote
He has 100% of the anti-war vote
He has 90% of the public school teachers
He has 90% of the government employees

Am I missing something?