Kerry-Edwards lash back: "My own son is a faggot," says an angered Kerry. Mrs Edwards has confessed to Page Six that she once had a lesbian affair that lasted seven years. "I have no shame about it. In fact she never used to call me fat or anything."

Does Kerry really want to be president? It makes no difference whether you view Cheney's daughter as making a life style choice which is nobody's business but hers or if you think she's a symbol of cultural degeneracy, something really stinks about the Kerry-Edwards-Mrs. Edwards attack remarks. All of us who have children know that if their private lives were exposed because we chose to run for public office we probably would decide to remain in the sanitation business. This, when matched with the "terrorism is like prostitution and gambling" remark, has to make us all wonder if Kerry is really dedicated to winning. Big winner: Hillary. Again.

Keep your eye on the vote fraud issue and volunteer at the polls if you can. The only way to beat these crooks to to impose honesty upon them. Or you can set fire to a few polling places.

O'Reilley vs the Skank: "I couldn't handle the vibrator and the phone at the same time." Forced phone sex? Whatever happened to hanging up the phone? Get ready for a Kobe Bryant burn the crops attack by O'Reilley. The only thing I wonder about is the near unattractiveness of the woman. Can she possibly have a sex crazed past? This is a sexually chilling woman. We'll see.

The flu vaccine fiasco: It boils down to the Hillary Care approach to the distribution of drugs. Because of the threat of law suits and the regulation of both profits that could be earned and prices that could be charged, everybody got out of the drug manufacturing business. This is what socialized medicine will be like.

A good summation of the oil for food scandal is here by Safire. FOX News Channel will do an expose on Sunday night. Nobody else is reporting it, except for Claudia.

Market note: Mark Johnson has been short the Dow since 10/4. Huge huge score for those of you watching his tips.