11/28/2004

Video Game for the Kiddies: this Christmas. Players can actually ride up to the sidewalk, beep their horns and lure a prostitute into their car and then drive off and find a quiet spot to park. Once parked, a player never actually sees a sexual act performed (as you can't pick up a prostitute in a convertible) but from the outside of the car a player can see the car shake, hear the woman making noises, the health meter go up as the player's cash amount goes down. After the implied act is completed the player can get out of the car and beat up the prostitute to get his money back. The blue noses are bent out of shape on this one, which is the hottest selling game ever, natch.

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