12/29/2004

If Defamer isn't on your list of fun blogs to visit, you are missing a gem. Where else can you read about The Brown Bunny Blowjob Revealed

Nobody is still going to the "Award Nominated" movies. I mean it's a Holiday. Fun. Those movies are total downers.

And a blog called Page SixSixSix and it's twice as funny as The Page Six in the Post. Totally trashes everybody.

Not only has Miss Dubois graciously arranged for us to stay at the ultra-swanky Albion Hotel in South Beach, but she has gone out of her way to help us snag some tix to that much-talked about Lindsay Lohan party and has promised to show us around town tonight! Lexi darling, we cannot thank you enough. You are the shit. And your shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
And this re; Carlin
Comedian and foulmouthed fucker George Carlin announced yesterday that he is a massive drug addict and was going to enter rehab. Pussy!
Get the flavor? Then there's this about Robbie Williams
The singer concedes that his adopted American home offers him limitless quantities of meaningless sex, but deems LA females unable to appreciate true love. He says, "I could have a lot of sex here. But there's no wife, and that's what I want."

Well, maybe if he stopped sucking cock and doing tons of drugs, he might find himself a suitable wife. Dontcha think???
Like I said, no punches pulled.