So I am in a store checking out. The clerk says, "Seasons Greetings."

With a smile on my face I I reply, "Merry Christmas."

She gets a very resentful look on her face and sort of snarls, "I'm not a Christian."

"Well, Merry Christmas anyway. It's OK."

And as I turn from the cash register I hear a little voice say, "asshole."

Christmas in LA. No wonder the stores are near empty.

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