Couple of fun links to try. From Dam Hippies a top ten list of real songs:

#1 Carnivore – Suck My Dick (Lil Kim is the dirtiest)

# 2 Nat King Cole – Lush Life

#3 Prince – Little Red Corvette

#4 McLusky – Lightsabre Cocksucking Blues [McLusky Do Dallas]

# 5 Stone Temple Pilots – Big Bang Baby [Industiral Rock]

#6 Bad Religion – 21st Century

#7 Carrie Akre – Heaven

#8 Revolting Cocks – Do Ya Think I’m Sexy

#9 Elastica – Vaseline [Really good tune]

#10 Beastie Boys – Girls

I'm only the messenger, folks. I swear I haven't heard any of them--- well OK, I've heard a few. Things were so much cleaner in the old days. Remember what we listened to:

Baby Let Me Bang Your Box-----The Toppers

My Man Stands Out------ Julia Lee & Her Boy Friends (a truly raunchy group)

Long John Blues --------- Dinah Washington

Keep on Churnin' (Till the Butter Comes)------ Wynonie Harris

Work With Me Annie ------ Royals (They were original artists; Shirley and Lee, and Hank Ballard & The Midnighters versions were later)

It Ain't the Meat ----- The Swallows

Sixty Minute Man------- The Dominoes (still played)

Lemon Sqeezing Daddy------- Sultans

Big Ten Inch Record ------- Tiny Bradshaw

Big Long Slidin' Thing------ Dinah Washington

Take You Hands Off My Mojo-----Coot Grant

Press My Button, Ring My Bell-------Black Bob

If I Can't Sell It, I'll Keep Sittin' on It (Before I Give It Away)-----Georgia White

Please Warm My Weiner------Bo Carter (a great recoding)

Get Off With Me--------Coot Grant and Kid Wesley Wilson

Get Off The Table Mabel (The Two Dollar's For The Beer)------Bull Moose Jackson

"Sit, Sit, Sit On My Face,"

"Jailbait"

"Dry Humping In The Back Of A Fifty-Five Ford...

AND we never ever listened to drug music. Except for "reefer'" songs:

Reefer Man-----Don Redman And His Orchestra

Here Comes The Man With The Jive--------Stuff Smith And His Onyx Club Boys

If You're A Viper-------Bob Howard And His Boys

Sweet Marijuana Brown------Barney Bigard Sextet (this was a name band)

Viper Mad------Sidney Bechet With Noble Sissie's Swingers (another name band)

The Weed Smoker's Dream (Why Don't You Do Right) - Harlem Hamfats

The G Man Got The T Man - Cee Pee Johnson And His Band

All The Jive Is Gone - Andy Kirk And His Twelve Clouds Of Joy

Who Put The Benzedrine In Mrs Murphy Ovaltine-----Harry 'The Hipster' Gibson (Everybody had this record)

Jerry The Junker-------Clarence Williams And His Washboard band

Reefer Song-------Fats Waller (Yes. That Fats Waller)

Save The Roach For Me-----Buck Washington

Cocaine Blues-----"Cocaine Bill and Morphene Sue were strollin' down the avenue....Honey have sniff, have a sniff on me, honey have a sniff on me." By everybody, and all of us sang it on the bus.
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We were so fucking clean.
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