7/18/2005

I got 46% Hippie on the Hippie test. Must be the drugs. Or maybe the two arrests. And maybe it helped that I was locked up in an insane asylum for a while. Anyway, being a Republican doesn't make me a twelve percent like I'd hoped. I think that may be why every conservative I talk with thinks I'm a fucking commie while I consider myself a rock hard backer of Atilla the Hun. Also might explain the horrible women who are attracted to me. Barefoot and stoned just waiting for their AIDS test to turn "maybe"..... (Finger Point--Schultz)