Keeping track of donations for hurricane relief that those generous foreign countries contribute to us cheapskates:

France: middle finger
Germany: two middle fingers
Holland: an ice skate
Spain: two sombreros
Italy: a Mafia Don to raise some money locally
Russia: a paper bag containing enriched U-235 that we can sell
Japan: a partridge in a bonsai tree
Denmark: some hot porno we can re-sell
Sweden: a Viking ship so we can navigate the Mississippi River
Norway: another lecture on giving, this time it's why they won't give anything in order to teach us a lesson in generosity.
UN: $150 million a month. That is what we have to pay them in order to receive $200 million

I'll update this monthly