Hollywood re-ducks.....here's the latest local opening movies aimed at getting the young male back into the theatre:
Dreamer: if you thought Seabiscuit was boring, wait til you snore through this horse epic.....
Doom You heard the one about the isolated work force on the planet X and suddenly communication stops...? Huh? Have you? Might work for the nine year old male......
North Country Single Mom takes a job in the iron mines in order to......young males just dying to fuck older single moms and end up paying child support for the rest of their lives will flock to this one, I guarantee it.
Stay.... see, this psychologist (with no tits because he's a man) and this......Tip Off: any movie that isn't reviewed before opening stinks. Not reviewed because producers were afraid to let critics see it. Next tip off: opening in hardly any theaters.