Sometimes a single site is so loaded with good stuff I can only recommend you go there. A few samples

When Churchill described some of his opponents as "decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all powerful to be impotent," he might have had the Senate Republicans in mind.

Now that reporter actually has done some reading. Then there is this from another post regarding the new PC interpretation of Shakespeare

Thus do Mr. Hall and Propeller take a play about the possibility of redemption and turn it into a play about the impossibility of redemption.

Then there are times I'm glad I went to a backwater high school that actually assigned your choice of the following books in Quarter One: The Bible (any version), The Koran, or The Torah. No fucking ACLU assholes ventured into the woods to stop it and we actually learned something. Which leads me to the following:

The cow is of the bovine ilk;
One end is moo, the other, milk.

What? You don't think that is good poetry? How about this:

Children aren't happy without something to ignore, and that's what parents were created for.

And this one:

Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets.

That stuff is by a guy named Ogden Nash, who was a really funny poet that it was OK to read a long time ago. All this and more are at The American Spectator this AM.