12/08/2005


ANOTHER TOP TERRORIST NABBED





25 CIA Agents
nab terror suspect (left) 150 miles from White House. "Alert surveillance work at two local mosques has paid off," said an unidentified CIA official. "We nabbed her with two suspicious blue packages (clearly visible in photo) and she was headed straight toward the White House." Oraculations is checking to see if she is being tortured in another country......

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Obviously she thought Clinton was still in the White House.

dick

Anonymous said...

her name is katie price - look her up her pix, for she's the leading glamour model from england.
ps- an i use her tits as pillows :)

Anonymous said...

I hoped that was sarcasm, if she's glamourous then what does a hooker look like?