1/05/2006

Questions on a Zig Zag paper:
If a woman can marry a dolphin without anybody raising a stink, why can't two men or two women marry each other?

If Bush is really so passionately interested in saving us from terror that he authorizes tapping telephones without court authorization, how can he appoint the raging incompetent (and shack job of a prominent person) to head the ICE? Her name? Julie Myers. Sound familiar? Heard of Retired General Richard Myers? She's his daughter. Heard of DHS Secretary Chertoff's Chief of Staff John F. Wood? She was his shack job. Doncha just love that Bush? Asked if she slept her way into the job, Myers replied, "I did very little sleeping when I spent nights with John Wood."

DuToit's 2006 predictions
include the expolosive speculation that "Paris Hilton will finally get laid." His prediction for the '06 elections may make you reach for the seasick pills.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Howard it would be great to read your 2006 predictions.