BIN LADEN DEAD???

Late News Blast: Rumors circulate that Bill Clinton had Osama bin Laden killed within hours after taping his appearance for 60 Minutes and battling constant appeals for sex from Carmen Electra (left via Tuna).....Reports from the Clinton camp are claiming that Buba dispatched the brave Sandy Berger to Islamabad and once there Berger found him listed in the phone book and gave him contaminated water to drink, a drink that gave the Great One Typhoid.....Tammy has the goods and links to Ace.

Then there is this one, from Bad Jocks.com. Male cheerleader gets assaulted, first by female from other school who hurled homosexual slurs at him, and is then is punched out by her boyfriend. Their punishment for assault is the stuff Liberal/Lefty weenies are known for. Go there. A much longer, hence boring, version is here.