IF I'D SHOT HER WHEN I MET HER I'D BE OUT OF JAIL BY NOW

How did men become dildos with hairy legs?

Feminism: is it equality, lesbianism, fascism, or just petty bitching about everything? Whatever, some of the the blogging women are at it again blaming their inadequacies on us horrible and violent men. We get so confused by these assaults that we lose sight of reality; you know, the real reality, the one not constructed exclusively by angry women. Here are the few obvious facts about gender equality, glass ceilings, and other middle class concerns women say they have.

All one has to do is watch one of the Discovery Channels whenever they do a piece about dangerous jobs to see the dishonesty of the "feminist" rant. You will not see a single solitary woman in any tough or life threatening job: bridge building, crab fishing, really high rise construction, oil drilling, and so on. If you look at the "real cop" shows, the women you see have fat asses and are completely helpless when it comes to chasing and bringing down a suspect (but the "lady" cops are more than ready to sit around the station house packing their faces with doughnuts while demanding promotions).

Women only want equality (superiority?) in the climate controlled offices; the out of reality movie sets where everybody loves them or is fired; or some interesting research activity that exists solely on government grants; they want gender equality only in places where they can sit on their asses and tell the men, who actually do the heavy lifting, what to do and how to do it, their job knowledge based on a paper they wrote for a History of Feminism course at some university that had an admissions policy that favored women.

That's it. Period. Hypocrisy exposed. Again.

Oh, did I mention sex? I didn't? Well, besides laying around in air conditioned offices telling men what to do while at work, they want "real men" who will do what they are told when in bed. They demand men participate in their achievement of three orgasms per sexual contact. Or else. That is their "manhood" test, the thing that lies under every feminist rant.

When in hell did it become the man's responsibility to get basically frigid women to achieve orgasm? Bullshit! It is a man's responsibility to show up with an erect penis and do several ten minute turns. It's her problem if she can't achieve orgasm. It's not a man's obligation to masturbate them; digitally, orally, or MVD (Mitt Vibrating Dildo). I'd just observe here that once man's obligation becomes masturbating a woman for several hours each night, he gets an NSD (non-sexually transmitted disease) called "totally fed up" at which time the frigid woman calls him a faggot and slouches around her climate controlled office pissing and moaning about those goddam men and filing sexual harassment law suits.

As if anyone ever asked or cared if Albert Einstein was good in bed, or if Thomas Jeffeson could get some woman off while writing the Declaration of Independence in his spare time, or if Godzilla could actually satisfy Mothra. It naturally follows that these women who force men to masturbate them to satisfaction want men who are failures, too tired from several hours of brutal masturbation to perform at work, suffering from carpal tunnel syndrome from hours of various vaginal stimulatory activities using a variety of wooden and plastic devices, or rendered almost speechless because their tongues have been scraped raw from hours of clitoral flicking. All to prove that we are masculine in women's eyes.

So it follows that men who have been reduced to the level of rather large dildos walk around wondering what has come over them and why they don't feel much like a man any more. "You're so lame you can't even find my "G" spot," is a morning after refrain.

So, why do they fake orgasms? To make men feel bad? No, they fake orgasms for themselves. To satisfy their fantasies about themselves. They fake them so they can pretend they actually like sex. Study after study shows that half of women never achieve orgasms, know they cannot, and really don't like sex at all---it follows that if you can't achieve orgasms you won't like sex. To admit that they have that horrifying "orgasmus neverati" condition to anyone other than a $175 per hour female shrink causes FOBLAWS (fear of being left for another woman with bigger tits and a better looking ass who gets off in three minutes four times per half hour and lays around the house watching TV and reading magazines all day) syndrome.

So we men must adjust to having a vibrator permanently inserted into our hands in order to be constantly ready for some really hot sex--for her; the man doesn't count. It's either that or risk having our lack of masculinity "get out." In other words, it's not enough for them to lay around the office telling men who sweat while working their asses off what to do, they want to lay around in the bedroom telling men how to have real sex whose purpose is to get them off "like other women." The reality of Feminism includes instructing men in the art of assisted masturbation, a task that he must perform perfectly or risk being ridiculed by his peers who are told of his sexual inadequacy by their own equally frigid wives; wives who "hear" about it at the beauty parlor or read about it in some newspaper.

The way we men should "handle" this crap? Like we have since the beginning of time: find a younger and hopefully hotter woman; cheat with multiple partners who may or may not like sex either; or in a pinch, just kill them.

So there.