WHAT? ME INDECISIVE?

Donna Shalala, (left at a faculty party) showing her great moral power as president of Miami University, proved she would not tolerate any losing by the football team, especially one staffed with hand picked thugs willing to do anything to an opponent. Standing tall, she fired head coach Larry Coker this morning. Word is that in true Miami U tradition she wanted to stomp him in the face with cleats but declined at the last moment because no TV crews showed up.