Country Song Title of the day:
If You Can't Live Without Me, Why Aren't You Dead?

Porn Star Name of the Day:
Janetalia

Immigration:
If something goes wrong at work, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Elitist solution of the Week:
George Stephanopoulos interviewing Iowa Governor Tom Vilsack pushed him to agree with what “just about every expert on energy says,” and that is to raise the price of oil and gas and “have a serious energy tax,” just like in Europe.