Ace is too fucking good today. His links are perfect. I can only say that I don't have the time to read everything out there but Ace apparently does. Go there..... You will especially need his link on sure ways to get fired. Sample:

47. The J - E - W method: When your boss enters your office while you are on the phone, quickly wrap up the call with, "I'm gonna have to call you later. The J - E - W is back."

He's hot today, like in really really hot.