OMFG and a half: Two, count 'em two, black coaches have teams in the Super Bowl. OK, OK, I get it, but you can bet the sickeningly PC ESPN will shove this fact at us every fifteen minutes til their elite souls (and our assholes) explode with their self generated narcissism. I'll see equality when two gay Asian coaches meet at the fifty yard line and do a 69 while the band plays The Pussycat Dolls recording of Don' Cha.