A new blog; Pajamas Mediocrity is aptly named. Funny as cancer; classier than AIDS, and literate as Shakespeare's dick dog......

I hate them fucking Catholics and Edwards is now my main man. His hired guns will now protect us from the Pope loving dick eaters. Trust me, if them snappers get too much power they'll even make eating meat on Fridays a crime......

Nikki Finke gives me nine great reasons to buy WalMart movies on line:

Buying Wal-mart means you're also buying into all that company's lousy business practices in terms of discrimination, labor relations, political influence, environment, community impact, corporate culture, supplier relationships, and health care.

I mean that quote makes my tongue harder than a whale bone. There's nothing a right wing prick like me loves more than freezing out those minority cocksuckers; busting their fucking unions; bribing all politicians I can afford; strangling a few spotted owls if I want; oh, and there's nothing like pissing off some small town by blowing through it on fifty Harleys at 1AM; unless you blow through town the next night, and the next, and the next til those mother fuckers have to move; if I knew what "corporate culturre" was I'd want it to be as X fucking rated as possible; and if those asshole suppliers can't wait six months to get paid then it's tough shit for them and interest free money for me; finally, my very favorite of all is company sponsored health care with my cousin who got kicked out med school as the fucking head doc and charging each employee half a month's wages to get it. Fucking stock price will just explode.

That Hollyweird Nikki is just a little too commie for my tastes.