Musings:
Are Starbucks new prices affecting your bottom line? Will you be forced to go to those assholes at Dunkin' Doughnuts and risk a fucking nervous breakdown? A total loss of self esteem?

My beach observation of the hundreds of fat legged ladies clad in thongs and actually trotting around on the beach offending my eyes has led me to question modern medicine. Could it be that "erectile dysfunction" is only a by-product of ugly women? Women who fail to stay in shape? I think so. Instead of spending money on ED therapy spend it on sending the ugly bitches to the gym and beauty salon. You'll get hard just thinking about it.

The TV commercials for electric wheel chairs (paid for by the government), prostate adjustment drugs, and free eye exams mean that the boomers are now 65 and we will be fucked.