OK, First joke of '08

The Italian Nursing Home

A Mexican family was considering putting their
grandfather (Abuelo) in a nursing home.

All the Hispanic facilities were completely full so
they had to put him in an Italian home. After a few
weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit
Grandpa.

'How do you like it here?' asks the grandson.

'It's wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and
respectful, says grandpa.

'We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was
the wrong place for you. You know, since you are a
little different from everyone."

'Oh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they
treat the residents.

Abuelo says with a big smile. 'There's a musician here
-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the violin in
20 years and everyone still calls him 'Maestro'!'

'There is a judge in here -- he's 95 years old. He
hasn't been on the bench in 30 years and everyone
still calls him 'Your Honor'!'

'There's a dentist here -- 90 years old. He hasn't
fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls
him Doctor?!'

'And me -- I haven't had sex for 35 years and they
still call me 'The Fucking Mexican"