SEX and orgasms

And great news for guys with small dicks but bad news for guys with eight inchers who have been lording it over us for years. Got news for you: big cocks just look weird and don't to jack shit regarding sexual performance unless penile intimidation happens to be your thing.

The shrinks I've known both socially and professionally have always told me that the complaints women have about men failing to satisfy them are bogus because most women aren't interested in sex. They have been unanimous in explaining the fact that less than a quarter of women can achieve vaginal orgasm no matter what, and without orgasms why would any woman want some foreign object possessed by some smelly man inserted into her vagina? At least 80% of women aren't interested in sex at all (post marriage). This means that we men are supposed to "satisfy" them through various clitoral stimulations, which makes us into human (or quasi human) vibrators, always set to run at top speed til women are "satisfied." Suddenly women's mags and newspaper sections pop up with stats that indicate as few as 7% of women can ever achieve orgasm from vaginal sex. It has nothing to do with the size of a man's penis, finger length, or the size if any other anatomical part of a man's body. Women's failure has to do with the distance between clit and vagina (entrance) and there is nothing that can be done about it.

I don't know where it ever said that it is the man's responsibility to see that the woman achieves orgasm. Most likely this concept comes from women's studies departments always eager to prove that men stink in every area. Absolute truth? It's HER job to have her orgasm and it's mine to have mine and I do my job really really well. If she doesn't do her job she shouldn't come to me for Welfare. The LA Times is the latest in an almost simultaneous explosion of "it's not frigidity it's just nature" articles from all over. All contain the absolute fact that it is simply female body structure. Period. Here's the deal: if the distance between point A and point B (clitoris-vagina distance) is more than 2.5cm (roughly the distance between the tip of HER thumb to the first knuckle ON HER THUMB) she ain't likely to have no vaginal orgasm no matter what she pretends, fakes, screams, or groans.

Howard, do you mean the orgasms in porn movies are faked?
Don't be silly. Some women, the right ones like the ones in porn pix, can have over thirty unending orgasms per hour and any man can make her happy.

So anyway, it looks like the women I've known most of my life have all been faking it. Jezebel Magazine has the best piece complete with links to other sites. Comments from uptight women still blaming men are worth the read too. BTW, this info has been around for more than 100 years and covered up by man hating women eager to put us stinking us men in our rightful inferior place. (Hat tip: Ace)