CATHOLICS. OR DID LINDA LOVELACE DIE IN VAIN?

In general I find Catholics to be a royal pain in the ass. They are always shoving their religion in your face, their morals, and their world views. But it's their fucking morals that piss me off the most. Everything is a sin. If it's bad it's a MORTAL SIN, if it something small like not helping with the dishes it's a venial sin. But everything is a sin. However, everything will be forgiven. So what's the big fucking deal? Who gives a fuck? BUT mortal sins send you to Purgatory for an unspecified length of time and since there is no pussy or drugs in there (well there is but they are on fire) it is a place you don't want to go.

But it is Catholic morals that piss me off the most. Picking up stray pussy is a sin, telling a few lies to bail yourself out of a felony is a fucking sin, borrowing shit from the Good Will or Salvation Army will get you ten years in the "P" place, taking the "Lord's" name in vain is bad as hell but telling somebody they are cocksuckers is OK. Jesus, even fucking your mother is supposedly a bad thing to Catholics and you can bet that if a Catholic finds out about it you will never hear the end of it. Unless you kill them, which is a Mortal sin but not to worry, God will forgive you.

Having said all this, a site called The Anchoress is Catholic in a gentle sort of way and has a way of saying things that actually make some sense and can open your eyes to another view (like fucking your stepsister can be OK....if you marry her). Anyway it might open you up to a new idea or two if you dropped over there once a week or so. Today she has some quizzes like "How Many Countries can you name in Five Mnutes?", I named 58 even with missing Italy, Germany and my favorite vacation spot, Costa Rica, so I'm smarter than her. Samples of some fun quizzes would be How Many Five Year Olds can You Beat Up in a Fight? Would You Make a Good Human Shield? and What are Your Chances of Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse? Are fun and not very Catholic at all. Except for the "How Long will it Take for You to Rot in Hell, All things Being Equal?" quiz, naturally.

Anyway, you could do worse than taking a look---Especially HERE where you will see a link to a trailer for Ben Stein's new movie that is a must see. Freedom of speech is dying. People are losing their jobs and reputations for just looking at a movie. Looks like Linda Lovelace died in vain.